Friday, September 11, 2009

A Joke I heard in 1995

Michael Jackson, Tonya Harding and Lorena Bobbitt and a bunch of kids are in a plane that goes down in the middle of the ocean. They all make it to the emergency raft. Lorena accidentally drops the knife she used and it creates a hole in the raft. Lorena starts panicking crying "we got to save the kids! we got to save the kids! ". Tonya Harding responds in a grumpy tone of voice "Screw the kids!". Michael Jackson pipes in "is there enough time?"

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