Friday, September 11, 2009

A Joke I heard in 1995



Michael Jackson, Tonya Harding and Lorena Bobbitt and a bunch of kids are in a plane that goes down in the middle of the ocean. They all make it to the emergency raft. Lorena accidentally drops the knife she used and it creates a hole in the raft. Lorena starts panicking crying "we got to save the kids! we got to save the kids! ". Tonya Harding responds in a grumpy tone of voice "Screw the kids!". Michael Jackson pipes in "is there enough time?"


http://www.digitas.harvard.edu/~perspy/old/issues/2000/retro/lorena_bobbitt.html

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/25/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main4207517.shtml

http://www.wowowow.com/entertainment/where-are-they-now-lorena-bobbitt-tonya-harding-talk-oprah-video-275478

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