My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. - Gerald Ford
It is a magical day. It would be more magical if I was suffering more but I am not because I got moved up one floor from "ground zero". We are finally at the end of the tunnel. The guards at the smoking area of the building are rejoicing.
I asked my mole in accounting and she told me Maria Ophelia Ojeda (not her real name) is really gone. (Van Morrison) I went to my old section of the office. The place I vacated to get away from M.O.O . and her hot air. I went to the one guy who had been at his section longer than I was . I just said two words "Planning Session". He laughed and he said "forever". "Planning Session" was my Secret Service code name for M.O.O. because the times she was not in the office it was so quiet it sounded like her entire department was off on their annual planning session. I could have made this entry yesterday during her last day but I am like the apostle Thomas who famously said:
'Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe it"
I had to see before I really believed she was gone. In the words of Foreigner "This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I want to be sure." So the long national nightmare is over for us in this building. The smoking section will be a lot less quieter. A lot less obnoxious. And there will be somebody out there, who will get the chance to build up as much resentment as I did . Whatever place of work M.O.O. lands in.Please download the sound clip below. Also at least listen to the Youtube clip below to celebrate this truly joyous event.
In a way I am like Capt Ahab had he achieved the apex of his obsession. M.O.O. has Inspired about 7 posts. What do we do now for an encore?? I think I will have no more source for material.
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