Sunday, October 19, 2008

No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

Oct 18 2008

Astoria Holiday Ownership

Location: Ortigas, Pasig

Address: 15 J. Escriva Drive, Ortigas Business District Pasig City, Manila, Philippines

That has always been a motto that I believed. I have no idea why I thought this time it would be different. Make a long story short Jacque and I were enticed to a sales presentation which I thought was for the hotel. The worm was a buffet dinner. Instead of boring you with details I have included excerpts of a chat between Jacque, her sister Maricar and I . For my non Tagalog speaking audience , you may ask for translation. I present this to you so you may know. The links provided are a wealth of information on this topic. Providing the good and bad points.

Ed

flyheight69: yan ang aming reaction doon

flyheight69: heheheh

innagadda54: we should have thought of exit strategies beforehand

innagadda54: like chair throwing

innagadda54: that would have made good reality show

flyheight69: heehheheheh

innagadda54: what people do in order to get buffet

flyheight69: tapos yung nakasulat na bago kami magkaroon ng free buffet

flyheight69: eh dapat agree muna kami na magkaroon ng

marc_c_lim: ano?

flyheight69: 90 mins. na

innagadda54: for some reason they thought we were really hot prospects

flyheight69: ano yun baby?

innagadda54: people likely to buy tama?

marc_c_lim: i tot u knew that

flyheight69: dicussion about nung promo nila sa asturia

flyheight69: nakakainis kaya

flyheight69: chinika kami ng todo

marc_c_lim: so, after 90 mins tska kyo nakakain?

flyheight69: 4 hours kami kausap

flyheight69: umuwi na lahat

innagadda54: I swear we left there midnight

marc_c_lim: ngek

innagadda54: I said kala ko 90 mins

flyheight69: kung hindi pa sinabi ni Gigs na --I thought 90 mins. lang kami dito, what time na..

marc_c_lim: u did not give any hint that u wer not interested?

innagadda54: she replied it was mnimum

innagadda54: maybe we should have just washed dishes

marc_c_lim: hahaha

flyheight69: tama

innagadda54: and we said that to her

flyheight69: interested lang kaya kami sa buffet

marc_c_lim: u did not make "parinig"?

marc_c_lim: u said that u shuld have just washed dishes???

flyheight69: balak namin aalis na kami dun after nila i-present promo

innagadda54: ask your sister

marc_c_lim: ano reaction?

flyheight69: eh di natawa siya

flyheight69: tinatawanan kami pag sumasagot kami

marc_c_lim: she tot u wer joking?..hehehe

flyheight69: yeah

marc_c_lim: tsk tsk.. she doesn't know that its the truth..hahaha

flyheight69: hindi nga tinarayan ni Gogs eh

innagadda54: what is the truth after we went through that

innagadda54: tinarayan?

flyheight69: we got traumatized

flyheight69: heheheheh

marc_c_lim: hahaha

flyheight69: Joke

flyheight69: ...

innagadda54: then she told us

innagadda54: we should not have come if we

innagadda54: were not going to through that

innagadda54: or if we were not prepared

flyheight69: sabi sa text no strings attached

flyheight69: hindi naman finoforce

innagadda54: thats exactly why I sent it to you

flyheight69: parang iintroduce lang nila yung promo nila

marc_c_lim: whew, good thing i was not with u..

flyheight69: mabait kasi kami

flyheight69: tsaka inaantok na kami

marc_c_lim: ows? since when pa?..hehehe

flyheight69: wala na kaming energy mag isip ng answer

innagadda54: another 20 minutes I might start singing

innagadda54: another 30 I might start disrobing

flyheight69: hehehehe

marc_c_lim: hehehe

flyheight69: ang kulit hehehehehe

innagadda54: anything ot get out of there

innagadda54: convince them they dont want me me as a member

marc_c_lim: u should have walked away after 90 mins

flyheight69: tsaka

marc_c_lim: u were required to be there for only 90 mins

flyheight69: parang si Gogs na rin yung nag explain

marc_c_lim: and it was way past that..

flyheight69: mas okey pa nga siya mag promote nung promo

marc_c_lim: wat was the offer for?

flyheight69: kaysa sa representative nila

innagadda54: vacation time share memberships

innagadda54: one week a year

flyheight69: for 30years

flyheight69: hay naku

innagadda54: anywhere where they have memebers

marc_c_lim: ah.. they do that now there in the phils?

flyheight69: sobrang tagal nun 30 years

innagadda54: for a while

innagadda54: here is the thing

flyheight69: international din kasi sila eh

innagadda54: we kept saying no

innagadda54: she kept saying 'why"

marc_c_lim: madami ba kayo dun?

innagadda54: a lot

flyheight69: yeah

innagadda54: not sure why we were star prospects

flyheight69: heheheh

marc_c_lim: and wat about the rest of the guests?

flyheight69: ma english ka kasi baby eh

marc_c_lim: did they not pester them?

flyheight69: dapat hindi ka na lang pala nagtagalog

flyheight69: hehehehhe

marc_c_lim: yeah u shld have left the talking to ling..hehehe

flyheight69: ewan ko kung ano na nangyari sa mga ibang tao

flyheight69: wala naman natira

http://www.agoda.com/asia/philippines/manila/astoria_plaza_hotel.html (link for hotel)

http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/showthread.php?p=29209892 (complaint)

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g298453-i9643-k1016265-Anyone_familiar_with_club_astoria_holiday_ownership-Pasig_National_Capital_Region_Luzon.html

(complaint)

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