When Noynoy heard some vain, self important, attention grabbing good for nothing loose woman was coming to visit Malacanang. His first instinct was "Kris!!!" Forget my personal views on Noynoy . Why is Paris Hilton’s Manila visit treated like she is a Nobel Peace Prize winner? If life has taught me anything it is the dumb are always fertile ground in which to plant comedy . I initially totally agreed with Georgina Wilson that Noy has better things to do than make time for Paris Hilton. But it's quite possible that his copy of Modern Warfare 3 is not ready yet.
But then I thought about it.:
- Paris born into money and has no skills that sets her apart from adults . Noynoy born into money and has no skills that sets him apart from adults.
- Paris is famous for being famous and saying stupid things. Noynoy same thing.
- Paris has no redeeming value and is often seen with her little Chihuahua Tinkerbell. Noynoy same thing but no dog.
- Paris is a smoking hot ditzy blonde. Noynoy is a chain smoking klutzy bald guy.
- Paris was in a video taken with night goggles. Noynoy plays with night goggles that he sometimes lends to Joshua.
- Paris was caught in a compromising video with a guy. I would not be surprised if one day there is a video of Noynoy in a compromising video with a guy.
Paris Hilton and Noynoy. Which one is shallower? They are so similar. Paris is a tabloid publisher's dream. Noynoy was voted in by our people to the land's highest elected office? Philippines what is wrong with you?